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[notpredictable]

[Okay so - there's something strange going on here. Very strange. He'd left his room to grab a few things and...well.]

Ah - Keep is a tad...busy today, isn't it?

[Hoping against hope for Minion....]

Has anyone seen a fish in a gorilla suit? If so - notify me. Immediately.

[He's going to be searching the grounds. Please bother him.]

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[kinkfortruth]

[Roxanne has no idea where she is, how she got there, or what the purpose of any of it is, but she does have her suspicions about one thing.

Megamind is most likely responsible.

Not that she doesn't believe her boyfriend has turned over a new leaf, but... Well. They do say old habits die hard.

Besides, as far as she knows, this could be his idea of some sort of romantic getaway. Who knows how that big brain of his works? But it does seem odd that he would do such a thing when they're both so busy and he needs to be around the city...

Roxanne doubts she's been kidnapped by someone else, though. She's not restrained, she's free to mill around and there seem to be lots of other people here in the same boat.]

Excuse me? Hey, has anyone seen a blue man with a big head? Probably wearing black and spikes... Anyone?

[notpredictable]

[ukw? there are WAAAAAY TOO MANY PEOPLE out here for his tastes.

But that voice?

THAT IS A FAMILIAR VOICE.

He's incredulous as he shouts over the din.]

Miss Ritchi?!

[kinkfortruth]

Megamind!

[Miss Ritchi? He hasn't called her that in a while...

Still, it's him and he's here and now she can see him. Thank God.

Roxanne pushes through the crowds and rushes towards him, sighing in relief when she gets there.]

There you are. What have you gotten us into this time? You do remember I have an incredibly interview to conduct tomorrow, right?

[Audio]

[ghostly_stutter]

Well. That's not something you hear every day.

...

You're being serious, aren't you? No, I can't say that I have.

[Audio]

[notpredictable]

I'd wager it's certainly not something you see every day either, Miss Saunders.

Deadly serious.

[Exaggerated sigh.]

Well, if he knows what's good for him, he'll be holding down the fort in the lair.

[Audio]

[dontfeartheme]

Would that be your Minion, then?

[She can't recall if he's mentioned the gorilla suit, but she definitely remembers his fish named Minion.]

I'll be on the lookout. Imagine even in a crowd like this, a fish in a gorilla suit'd stand out.

Re: [Audio]

[notpredictable]

Yes yes, Minion is a fish. A rather mouthy fish, but -- fantastic, all the same.

[:c]

I would...very much appreciate it, madam.

[Audio]

[dontfeartheme]

Maybe I will get my chance to meet him, then.

[She smiles slightly, amused.]

So polite. It's not a problem, Megamind, I'll likely be out looking for some familiar faces of my own.

[Audio]

[ilovemetoo]

A fish in a gorilla suit? Ew.

[Audio]

[notpredictable]

I beg your pardon?!

Vidoe

[agentknockknock]

A fish. In a gorilla suit. Do I wanna know what that means?

[All of Claudia's confusion.]

Video

[notpredictable]

I meant precisely how it sounds, Miss Donovan.

A fish. In a gorilla suit.

Do be on the lookout, wont you?

Video

[agentknockknock]

Right, ok then.

That has got to be the worlds smallest gorilla suit.

[She mutters to herself. Really who would make a tiny gorilla suit for a fish? And now she's picturing Megamind lovingly stitching together a suit for his pet fish. Ok that image is way too amusing.]

Don't worry, I'll keep a look out. I have got to see this.

[littlebungorf]

I did not think that fish or gorillas wear suits. Are they going somewhere formal?

[notpredictable]

Er --

This particular fish happens to always be wearing a gorilla suit.

[video]

[fantastic_fish]

[This is taking all the fishpower that Minion has, but he can't remember seeing a fish in a gorilla suit at all today.]

I can't say that I've seen one, sir. Should I send out the Brainbots to search?

[video] 1/3

[notpredictable]

Yes, Minion -- of course you should send out the Brainbots, I--

[video] 2/3

[notpredictable]

[. . .

Countdown to screeching/flailing in 3...]

[video]

[notpredictable]

[...2...1...]

Minion--!

You -- how are you...you're here! You're really here!

[video] 1/?

[fantastic_fish]

I'll get right on--

[Audio]

[dontfeartheme]

[She'd pretend that she's not been stalking Megamind's journal, but, no, she completely is. Might as well own up to it.

And when she sees Megamind call him Minion, she can't resist replying.]

So you're Minion, then? I've been told I should seize the opportunity to be meeting you, should it ever arise.

[Video]

[hothouseflower]

Why would a fish be in a gorilla suit?

[Video]

[notpredictable]

ell! Because otherwise, he's simply a fish in a ball and that's rather inefficient, don't you think?

[She's green.]

By Zeus that is a fantastic shade of green.

[wolvesxeyes]

[Wolf totally hasn't been keeping an eye on your journal, Megamind. Nope, not at all. She's just... bored! Yes, bored, and totally only here to ask you a stupid, silly question-]

Hey, uh, Megamind, what type of chocolate d'you prefer? If any? Just, ah, trying to figure out what type to... make. For, uh... yeah. No reason.

Oh, and, uh, good luck with the tournament.

[GUH WTF IS THIS SHIT.]

[notpredictable]

That--

is an incredibly odd question, Sarea.