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notpredictable[Okay so - there's something strange going on here. Very strange. He'd left his room to grab a few things and...well.]
Ah - Keep is a tad...busy today, isn't it?
[Hoping against hope for Minion....]
Has anyone seen a fish in a gorilla suit? If so - notify me. Immediately.
[He's going to be searching the grounds. Please bother him.]
Ah - Keep is a tad...busy today, isn't it?
[Hoping against hope for Minion....]
Has anyone seen a fish in a gorilla suit? If so - notify me. Immediately.
[He's going to be searching the grounds. Please bother him.]
[video]
Date: 2012-02-12 06:21 am (UTC)I can't say that I've seen one, sir. Should I send out the Brainbots to search?
[video] 1/3
Date: 2012-02-12 02:24 pm (UTC)[video] 2/3
Date: 2012-02-12 02:25 pm (UTC)Countdown to screeching/flailing in 3...]
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Date: 2012-02-12 02:26 pm (UTC)Minion--!
You -- how are you...you're here! You're really here!
[video] 1/?
Date: 2012-02-12 05:12 pm (UTC)[video] 2/? | GETTING IT RIGHT
Date: 2012-02-12 05:17 pm (UTC)[video] 3/?
Date: 2012-02-12 05:17 pm (UTC)[video] 4/?
Date: 2012-02-12 05:19 pm (UTC)[Oh! He's got it now.]
[video] 5/5
Date: 2012-02-12 05:21 pm (UTC)[This must be what they had been playing??]
[video] /REACHES FOR
Date: 2012-02-12 05:33 pm (UTC)[Pause.]
No! No no no, Minion--! This isn't a game, my aquatic sycophant! It's -- quite real!
[video] /DRAMATIC FINNY FLAILING (edit, come baaaaaack)
Date: 2012-02-12 05:42 pm (UTC)[video] WHO ARE YOU I MUST KNOW
Date: 2012-02-12 05:59 pm (UTC)[video] I AM THE DARKNESS THAT SWIMS IN THE NIGHT
Date: 2012-02-12 06:14 pm (UTC)[He says it with the tone of admiration, that jesting "good job, buddy!" voice that says he's 100% behind you!]
[video] TELL ME SO I CAN SMOTHER YOU WITH AFFECTION
Date: 2012-02-13 04:06 am (UTC)[STAGE WHISPER]
This actually isn't my fault.
[video] I AM DARKFIN DUCKFISH
Date: 2012-02-13 04:23 am (UTC)...oh.
OH!
[This is the dawning of realisation! The dawning of reason! The dawning of dawn!
Then, STAGE WHISPER.]
Are you sure you're not being modest, sir? Medieval castles aren't your style, but it is kind of creepy. Maybe you're just having an off day. I'll get the Brainbots to give you a head massage and everything'll be fine. You'll be back to your creatively bad self in no time!
[SHRUG?]
[video] YOUR CANADA GAVE IT ALL AWAY
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Date: 2012-02-12 02:34 pm (UTC)And when she sees Megamind call him Minion, she can't resist replying.]
So you're Minion, then? I've been told I should seize the opportunity to be meeting you, should it ever arise.
[Audio] 1/?
Date: 2012-02-12 05:30 pm (UTC)[Audio] 2/?
Date: 2012-02-12 05:31 pm (UTC)I'm afraid I can't place your voice...
[Audio] 3/4
Date: 2012-02-12 05:33 pm (UTC)[Audio] 4/4
Date: 2012-02-12 05:34 pm (UTC)[Someone that Megamind would kidnap on the side? That hurts him in his little Miniony heart.]
[Audio]
Date: 2012-02-12 05:45 pm (UTC)You wouldn't be recognizing me, we've never met. I've heard good things about you, though.
[She can't help but snort slightly at that last part.]
Can't say I'm much of a damsel-in-distress, no. Or at least I wasn't, before I found myself here.
[Audio]
Date: 2012-02-12 06:10 pm (UTC)[Sudden understanding! This makes him feel better on the matter of a two-timing Megamind.]
Welcome to our evil lair!
Well, it's not really an evil lair yet, but it's just a matter of time before he concocts something dastardly to bless it in the name of evil heaven.
Don't worry if you're new to this. All you have to do is scream whenever he threatens you and you'll fit right in. Let me just go get the rope...
[Audio]
Date: 2012-02-12 06:23 pm (UTC)Megamind was right. You really are a damn fine minion.
[Ryn's debating making some sort of snarky comment about pinpointing the exact type of scream, when his earlier comment fully sinks in.]
Replacement? For whom?
[Audio]
Date: 2012-02-12 06:32 pm (UTC)Miss Ritchi. She has a busy schedule and sometimes can't make the commitment to being a damsel-in-distress, but Megamind tries to accommodate her. You know how it goes... Crashing news conferences, interrupting major ceremonial dedications... But, sometimes you just can't kidnap the right girl at the right time. That's where you come in!
[A pause.]
Oh, but don't worry about playing second fiddle! Your distress is very important to us. While you are in our care, we will make sure to expose you to the highest quality terrors.
[Yup. He is a good Minion, isn't he? The best that planetary destruction could assign!]
Hold on a second!
Megamind said... I was a good Minion?
[BRB, happily puffing up to the confines of his tank.]
[Audio]
Date: 2012-02-13 03:01 am (UTC)But for the moment, she's just going to ignore that bit.]
Yeah? What kind of terrors can I be expecting, then? Or will that ruin the suspense?
[All right, now she's smiling. That's... slightly adorable.]
He did indeed. He said I'd be liking you, and I think he was right.
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