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notpredictable[Okay so - there's something strange going on here. Very strange. He'd left his room to grab a few things and...well.]
Ah - Keep is a tad...busy today, isn't it?
[Hoping against hope for Minion....]
Has anyone seen a fish in a gorilla suit? If so - notify me. Immediately.
[He's going to be searching the grounds. Please bother him.]
Ah - Keep is a tad...busy today, isn't it?
[Hoping against hope for Minion....]
Has anyone seen a fish in a gorilla suit? If so - notify me. Immediately.
[He's going to be searching the grounds. Please bother him.]
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Date: 2012-02-11 08:40 pm (UTC)Megamind is most likely responsible.
Not that she doesn't believe her boyfriend has turned over a new leaf, but... Well. They do say old habits die hard.
Besides, as far as she knows, this could be his idea of some sort of romantic getaway. Who knows how that big brain of his works? But it does seem odd that he would do such a thing when they're both so busy and he needs to be around the city...
Roxanne doubts she's been kidnapped by someone else, though. She's not restrained, she's free to mill around and there seem to be lots of other people here in the same boat.]
Excuse me? Hey, has anyone seen a blue man with a big head? Probably wearing black and spikes... Anyone?
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Date: 2012-02-11 11:15 pm (UTC)But that voice?
THAT IS A FAMILIAR VOICE.
He's incredulous as he shouts over the din.]
Miss Ritchi?!
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Date: 2012-02-12 09:30 am (UTC)[Miss Ritchi? He hasn't called her that in a while...
Still, it's him and he's here and now she can see him. Thank God.
Roxanne pushes through the crowds and rushes towards him, sighing in relief when she gets there.]
There you are. What have you gotten us into this time? You do remember I have an incredibly interview to conduct tomorrow, right?
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Date: 2012-02-12 02:17 pm (UTC)Albeit one that he had not ever intended on seeing again.]
Ah -- I...what?
[He blinks.]
Miss Ritchi -- you act as if your work life ought to have some impact on my villainy! Well -- that is...entirely not the case, madam!
Though rest assured, I had nothing to do with your appearance here, or mine.
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Date: 2012-02-12 02:21 pm (UTC)Your... villainy?
[What is he talking about? And... madam, really?]
Megamind, if this is some sort of joke, it's not very funny.
[Roxanne has a horrible feeling that it isn't a joke, though; Megamind doesn't do things like this and he's been so excited to be viewed as a hero that she finds it hard to believe he'd pretend to be a villain again.]
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Date: 2012-02-12 02:27 pm (UTC)[He peers at her curiously, look morphing to incredulous.]
Joke? Why on earth would I joke about something like this?
[Gesturing around to the Keep as a whole.]
Medieval Keeps aren't precisely my style, Miss Ritchi.
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Date: 2012-02-12 02:34 pm (UTC)[She looks around when he gestures and judging from the sheer amount of people she has to concede that maybe this isn't Megamind's doing.]
Although I was hoping you were responsible for this, too.
[A small smirk and she leeeeeaaaaaaans in.]
A badly-timed romantic getaway is still romantic. It's almost Valentine's Day, too.
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Date: 2012-02-12 02:37 pm (UTC)[Pause, stare. The lean goes unremarked because -- honestly? Their personal bubbles have never been sacred.
Especially hers.]
Getaway?! Please - I could come up with something far more fantastic than this.
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Date: 2012-02-12 02:48 pm (UTC)...Then he's back to being the Megamind she knows. Arrogant, big-headed and with the side-effect of being so sweet when he wants to.
Roxanne laughs and wraps her arms around him, expertly avoiding his spikes. She's had enough practice. Then, just to top it off, she kisses him, taking her time about it. Girl knows how to lock lips.]
Oh, really? Then what would your plan be to sweep me off my feet?
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Date: 2012-02-12 03:22 pm (UTC)He just -- freezes. He doesn't even know where to begin with this, because it is just so surreal that it cannot even feasibly be happening.
Roxanne hates him. She's -- always been adamant about her disdain. It's not as if she had ever displayed anything other than that disdain, as a matter of fact -- unless one included mockery in that, and if that was to be ecounted, then -- well. Fine.
Mockery and disdain.
Not affection. Never affection.
And certainly not kisses. Kisses that, as far as he was concerned, rightly belonged to someone else.
When he regains his wits (and, okay -- after returning it briefly, because damn -- lifelong dream, anyone?) He takes her firmly by the shoulders, and gently presses her back and away.]
Miss Ritchi. I believe you've hit your head. Are you all right? How many fingers am I holding up?
[Two. And, for the record? He's a good kisser, thank you Ryn.]
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Date: 2012-02-14 04:18 pm (UTC)...A smile that quickly fades when he starts speaking.
This isn't right, not at all and Roxanne wants answers now.]
I haven't - unless whoever did bring me here knocked me out, but I don't have a headache. I feel fine.
And it's two.
[Narrows her eyes a little in suspicion.]
What's going on here, Megamind?
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Date: 2012-02-15 04:12 pm (UTC)Ah. It’s – a bit complicated, Miss Ritchi. From what has been gleaned thus far, this…fool ‘in charge’ [Air quotes] states that home has been…unmade, as you would have it. You are here, and when it is repaired, you will be returned.
[Another shift, and a step back.]
It is my understanding that individuals from the same…world can potentially be from different times in said world.
[Which is what he’s pretty sure is going on right now because wtf she just kissed him sdklfjskldjfklsdjfdkljfghfghgh]