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Ϟ12th Plan -> audio/video

[Look at him, breaking up his predictability with TWO posts in a month.]

You know –

[His voice is dry, dry amusement – and a few dark undertones. Minion is gone – and so is Miss Ritchi. He should’ve known better than the expect any sort of prolonged exposure to his fantastic fish and hos preferred damsel, awkwardness be damned.]

This probably isn’t the most gruesome thing that’s happened in the Keep, but it’s a close second.

[Eyes his heart.]

Perchance – would anyone care to bring me theirs, so that I might…compare differences? Anatomy has always been an…interest of mine.

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Splendid. I'll see you shortly.

[BRB STRAIGHTENING THINGS UP]

[Which is good, because she's at his room rather quickly, knocking on the door with her free hand.]

Got a delivery here. One heart, ready to be signed over.

[He flings it open, jubilant.]

Fantastic, come on, in you get--!

[She gives an amused chuckle as she ducks into his room.]

Happy to have given you even a little bit of excitement.

[And then she's holding out her heart for him to take.]

I get my fix when I can, Ryn.

[Which means possibly kidnapping Tammy.

He reaches to clutch it eagerly, eyes alight.]

Oh just look at the biological differences-!

[Scurrying over to compare his and hers.]

I suppose I'll have to be living vicariously through your fixes.

[Ryn watches him take off with her jar heart, amused, and then hesitates as something changes.

She's not sure what, and she couldn't be pinpointing the differences if asked, but quite suddenly, whatever she's been feeling for Megamind makes sense. Ryn can't ever imagine being confused, not knowing exactly the way she felt about him.

There's a soft smile on her face as she steps up behind him, wrapping her arms around his waist and peering over his shoulder.]

I love watching you work.

Well, not everyone can be as fabulous as me. But I suppose you come in a close second.

[He smirks at her over his shoulder, then pushes them both side by side, leaning to examine intently.

And then -- arms.

Her arms, specifically, around his waist and...and he's pretty sure that this is some kind of intimate gesture because he's observed it in other couples her eat the keep and he's REALLY SURE that they are usually together in some way shape or form.]

Ah. Ah. Well -- ah.

[It's...nice. Really nice.]

You--you do?

[She snorts in amusement.]

It's a second I'm glad to be having. One day I'll be closer to being as fabulous as you.

[Yes, Megamind, it's very much an intimate gesture. One she's not done in a romantic sense in a very, very long time, but it seemed to be the thing to do at the moment.

She loves him, obviously, and she's not done a whole lot to display that love. Really, it's been quite horrible of her.

Ryn chuckles at that.]

Of course. I've fawned over the end result often enough.

One step at a time, my dear. One step at a time.

[But -- arms. Still locked around him. He's no stranger to physical contact thanks to being in the Keep and different people's desire to keep hugging him -- or kissing him, in Ryn's case.

But it's so incredibly random that Megamind is thrown off guard, and is...definitely mentally flailing a little.

He fidgets.]

Really. Fawned over. [He likes that term though, and he turns in her arms so he can look at her properly.]

You know, you're one of the only people that have ever truly appreciated my work. [The others being Bryn, Odette, and Minion.]

[Ryn doesn't notice his fidgeting, quite content to be this near to him, with her arms wrapped around him.

She's not sure why she ever thought she'd need any more than this, just holding him close, listening to him talk, watching him do what he does best.]

Mhmm. Fawned over, admired, coveted, contemplated stealing.

[Normally, that would make her chuckle, but at the moment, she's so in love with him that it upsets her a bit. She frowns, pressing closer to him now that he's turned to face her.]

That's because most people are fucking idiots.

[He clicks his tongue against the roof of his mouth.]

Tsk, Ryn. I'd be very put out with you if you stole my things. [Besides, depending on what she wants, he might offer it freely anyway.

Unless it's the De-Gun that's probably digging into her thigh now, because he's sliding an arm around her waist, hesitantly.]

Well, yes. We've established that. [He regards her cautiously.]

Are you feeling quite all right?

[She makes an amused sound, closer to a giggle than she's ever come before.]

I was figuring as much. Why do I think I restrained myself?

[And her frown disappears at that, smiling at him instead.]

Of course. I'm with the man I love, how could I not be all right?

[...The fuck. Ryn...giggled?]

Ah. Well. I'm -- rather glad that you did.

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The-the-the-- man you...love??! [Voice squeaking, here.]

I might not in the future. I'll just be giving you plenty of opportunity to catch me, if I do.

[Another just about giggle. She's not quite acting herself, here, but it's something close. Which probably says something about the confusing feelings she'd had for him even before this.

She frowns at his surprise at that.]

I've not been doing a terribly good job at showing you that, have I? Not to worry, my mind is finally clear.

[She leans in to kiss him.]

Splendid. I appreciate that, truly.

[He smirks, but it...does not last long. It morphs into an expression of pure terror, because what is this what is happening this is not possible -- if only because seriously look at him he's a freak of nature compared to her and

oh god she's kissing him. He's too busy gawping at her to stop it right off, but once he gets his wits about him, he --

Yeah, okay, totally kisses her back for a second, but THEN he does the right thing and grips her shoulders, gently pushing her back.]

Ryn. Ryn, are you sure you're feeling alright?

[Ryn would be quite cross to hear he thinks of himself as a freak of nature. Well, normally she'd be minorly cross, because it's obviously not true, but the state she's in now?

She'd probably be a little more than cross.

But, fortunately, she's not aware of anything more than how much she loves him, and how determined she is to make up for the time when she didn't know how she felt. With kissing. A lot of kissing.

When he pushes her away, her face crumples a bit in confusion.]

What? Yes, of course, I - oh, is this something I've missed? You asked me if I was all right, I'm supposed to be returning the favor. Are you okay? There's something wrong, isn't there?

[Oh God. Oh God -- what does he do? What is he supposed to do?]

Y-yes. Something -- you could say something is wrong. You're acting...odd.

Strange. Out of the ordinary.

[He swallows, peering at her, checking her pupils, making sure she's not been beaten of the head with...Creator only knew what.]

You...you love me?

[Trying to wrap his head around this.]

[All right, she's going to pout at that.]

I'm not acting odd. I'm acting like I act when I realize I'm in love with someone. With you.

[She has no idea what he's doing, but she's not going to be objecting to him peering at her. It does mean she's going to lean back in to try to kiss him again, though.

But then she cuts herself short when he asks about her loving him again.]

How could I not?

[She IS acting odd, but there's just enough doubt in his mind to think maybe she's actually telling the truth to keep him from pushing her out and slamming the damn door.]

Admittedly there's nothing about me not to love, but -- you've never expressed this degree of affection for me before.

[Cough.]

This is rather sudden.

That's because before, I was stupid. I must've been, not to be realizing how strongly I felt about you.

[She's mad at herself, now. How could she have ever wondered what it was she felt, have ever not known that she loved him?

That's the one thing she's knowing with absolute certainty right now.]

I'll be making up for it. I'll tell you every fucking day.

That...isn't necessary. Truly, Ryn.

[Because he's already beginning to have his suspicions about just how real this all really is.

Oh, but he does want it to be, to earn the affection and love of a woman as himself, without playing any kind of roles or even being a good guy. He's never felt like he's had to hide anything from her, and...and to hear her say this is like some kind of dream come true.

He wants to believe it. More than anything.

It'd...be okay to let her love him for a little while, right? Knowing this place, it wont last, but...

Maybe...maybe for now it'll be alright.]

Though I'd be hardpressed to be firm in my argument. Hearing I'm adored does have it's perks.

Edited 2012-02-20 03:18 (UTC)

Of course it is.

[It's absolutely necessary, Megamind. That's how much she loves him, that she has to do everything in her power to be making up for the time when she didn't love him.

Well, no, that can't be accurate, because clearly she's always fucking loved him. She just hadn't known it before she'd met him, and had been too stupid and confused to realize it until today.

But for what it's worth, while she may not be head over heels in love with him without some Keep assistance, the distinctly romantic feelings she does have for him are entirely because he's himself.

She brightens at that, though.]

Does it? I'll just have to be working hard to sway you, then.

[He grins at her though it's more like a smirk, easily falling back into routine -- banter and witty quips are more his style anyway.]

Yes, but I'll have you know I'm incredibly difficult to bend.

[His arms clasp loosely around her waist, lips still curled into his half smile, half smirk.]

But, I'm willing to allow you to give it a whirl.

[Even head over hills in love, Ryn'd never lose her love for banter.

She grins at that, resting her hand on the back of his head.]

Would you be, then? Fortunate for me, seeing as I'm always just going to take you saying things like that as a challenge.

Yes. Just for you, though -- I imagine you'd give me quite...[He purrs at her, grip tightening, just a fraction.]

A run for my money.

[He smirks at her, until her hand goes there. You know, one of those ridiculously sensitive places that no one ever touches?

Yeah. That's the kind.]

Ah. Ah--ahem.

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[Commentlog] sdfgkhdkgtrhb /SMASHES THEM TOGETHER

[Commentlog] /LOCKS THEM IN A CLOSET

[Commentlog] IKR

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[Commentlog] ffff they are so going to need to talk after this

[Commentlog] FFFFFFFFFFFF YEP

[Commentlog] SORRY MEGAMIND

[Commentlog] HE'S SCREAMING MENTALLY

[Commentlog] OOPS?

[Commentlog] HIS LIFE SUCKS

[Commentlog] IF IT HELPS SHE REALLY DOES LIKE HIM A LOT

[Commentlog] /SOB

[Commentlog] /HUGS

[Commentlog] /pets his giant blue head

[Commentlog] ;A; OH MEGAMIND BB

[Commentlog] SHE MIGHT BE PISSED AT HIM LATER JUST SAYIN'

[Commentlog] MAYBE JUST A LITTLE

[Commentlog] NGL I DON'T REMEMBER WHY SHE'D BE MAD

[Commentlog] ...uh. cause he knew she was affected and didn't do anything? idk

[Commentlog] OH RIGHT

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