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[Look at him, breaking up his predictability with TWO posts in a month.]

You know –

[His voice is dry, dry amusement – and a few dark undertones. Minion is gone – and so is Miss Ritchi. He should’ve known better than the expect any sort of prolonged exposure to his fantastic fish and hos preferred damsel, awkwardness be damned.]

This probably isn’t the most gruesome thing that’s happened in the Keep, but it’s a close second.

[Eyes his heart.]

Perchance – would anyone care to bring me theirs, so that I might…compare differences? Anatomy has always been an…interest of mine.

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You can have mine. I have no idea what I'd do with it otherwise...

[It's interesting, but Bryn really doesn't want to lug it around all day.]

Where are you now?

In my quarters! Please, bring it immediately!

Just a moment!

[She grabs the heart and rushes to Megamind's room immediately. After all, as interesting as it is she's...not sure she wants to hang onto it. Maybe Megamind will know what to do with it.

Moments later, she's knocking on his door.]

[He flings the door open, eagerly ushering her in.]

Come on come on -- lets see it!

Wait! I want to know something first.

[She holds the heart protectively as she steps in. He doesn't get it until she knows...]

Did you ask the girl out for Valentine's Day yet?

[He better have.]

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[Ryn's not exactly thrilled either, seeing as her best friend has also pulled a disappearing act.

She's not in possession of enough energy to even care about what the fuck this heart in a jar shit means.]

If you want mine, you're more than welcome to the damn thing. I've no use for it. Just don't be breaking it, just in case.

[Just talking about the jar heart here, yup.]

Really?

[He perks up -- distracting himself with science seems...a good idea.]

No, I was just saying that to be messing with you.

[Her tone is very obviously teasing, though.]

Of course, really. Want me to bring it by?

[...HE HEARS THAT TEASING.]

Yes, yes if you don't mind?

[GOOD HE'S SUPPOSED TO.]

Be there in a moment, then.

[And she's finally emerging from her room after a day of sulking about the disappearances, heart jar in hand and heading to Megamind's room.]

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[Commentlog] sdfgkhdkgtrhb /SMASHES THEM TOGETHER

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[Commentlog] /LOCKS THEM IN A CLOSET

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[Commentlog] IKR

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[Commentlog] ffff they are so going to need to talk after this

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[Commentlog] FFFFFFFFFFFF YEP

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[Commentlog] SORRY MEGAMIND

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[Commentlog] HE'S SCREAMING MENTALLY

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[Commentlog] OOPS?

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[Commentlog] HIS LIFE SUCKS

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[Commentlog] IF IT HELPS SHE REALLY DOES LIKE HIM A LOT

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[Commentlog] /SOB

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[Commentlog] /HUGS

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[Commentlog] /pets his giant blue head

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[Commentlog] ;A; OH MEGAMIND BB

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[Commentlog] SHE MIGHT BE PISSED AT HIM LATER JUST SAYIN'

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[Commentlog] MAYBE JUST A LITTLE

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[Commentlog] NGL I DON'T REMEMBER WHY SHE'D BE MAD

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[Commentlog] ...uh. cause he knew she was affected and didn't do anything? idk

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[Commentlog] OH RIGHT

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What, and make it easy on you?

Oh, don't make me steal your heart, Miss Sable.

[Very aware of how that sounds.]

[Oh so bold Megamind. Tammy can feel her jar all a-quiver. Truly. Maybe even in fear!]

Well the effort would boast a certain amount of conviction on your part.

I'm rather surprised I haven't ensnared you already, my dear.

[Sup Tammy, he's practicing his flirt on you!]

[And she is doing her best not to crack up. Bring it on, Megamind, let's commence with the flirtations.]

And after all that big talk about the care with which you lavish your kidnappees. Should I take this oversight personally?

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Why, are you going to eat it?

What? No! Don't be ridiculous!

Why not? Certain Earth cultures would consume the hearts of their enemies in order to gain power. Maybe it'll work for you too.

[Megamind looks REVOLTED.]

Well then it's lucky I'm not from blasted Earth, isn't it?

But don't you want to learn their cultures?

Could we be absolutely certain no one would be hurt or inconvenienced by such an activity? It seems like a worthwhile pursuit if you could get a good cross-sample, but...

[Jetfire might have been more evenly opposed to such an idea if only because of what seems to happen every now and then around the Keep, but today his concern isn't for practicalities, but the safety and comfort of anyone giving that heart up.]

It would be truly terrible if something happened to anyone who lent you their heart, or the... equivalent.

[Should a robot (or, well, an alien mechanoid) be able to look so soulfully concerned? Well, obviously it is possible, even if Jetfire doesn't usually... express himself that way, which might be explained by the mechanical device in its jar - barely seen at the edge of the picture - leaking some rather pretty irridiscent purplish-pink liquid.]

...Er. I'm not going to carve it up, if that's what you are concerned about, my dear over-sized mechanoid.

[That stunned look says that no, that thought hadn't (where it might actually usually come up) been thought of at all, but there's immediately a shift to Jetfire rubbing his cheek, looking upset.]

Ah, I... certainly hope not, but no. I was concerned whether merely taking them out would impact the hearts negatively... If that was what your comparison would entail?

[He would, after all, at the moment certainly not want to imply he thinks Megamind would do anything untoward; that would be terribly rude.]

I can do a completely analytical study without removing them.

[He shifts -- have a view of a purplish heart surrounded by blood the color of blueberry cobbler.]

[The wince is as automatic as the expression of sympathy; despite the fact that there's no proof that all these hearts in jars are hurting them by merely... being there, it seems whatever's affecting Jetfire's making him a lot more... sensitive than usual.]

Ah... interesting. There aren't many things that can colour blood blue while still remaining effective for transporting oxygen while in a air-dominated environment, though I haven't had much chance to study organic species and their particulars.

[Since they'd mostly passed through planets that weren't under Decepticon attack.]

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