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Ϟ19th Plan -> video
Aug. 16th, 2012 09:56 am[He appears snarling, because Megamind is quite sick of this. Being crammed into a human body does things to him that are rather unpleasant, mentally. There is literally too much smart to fit into that pitiful lump of grey that humans possess, and Megamind is beginning to go a little…crazy.]
Deior, are you quite finished tampering with our anatomy? [His eyes – still green – are wild. Hair is a mess and he looks more disheveled and un put together than he has since his arrival. Period.
The journal is propped open and his voice comes and goes as he paces back and forth in front of it, hands gesticulating wildly to counter and hide the trembling.]
Because let me be the first to tell you – if someone else hasn’t this? [He jerks at his hair, tugging it frantically-] This is unnatural! It’s – it’s perverted! Abhorrent! I cannot -- function like this!
[There’s a hysterical, maniacal laugh – reminiscent of his early, villainous days, and then the book is shut.]
Deior, are you quite finished tampering with our anatomy? [His eyes – still green – are wild. Hair is a mess and he looks more disheveled and un put together than he has since his arrival. Period.
The journal is propped open and his voice comes and goes as he paces back and forth in front of it, hands gesticulating wildly to counter and hide the trembling.]
Because let me be the first to tell you – if someone else hasn’t this? [He jerks at his hair, tugging it frantically-] This is unnatural! It’s – it’s perverted! Abhorrent! I cannot -- function like this!
[There’s a hysterical, maniacal laugh – reminiscent of his early, villainous days, and then the book is shut.]
Ϟ18th Plan ->audio
Jun. 25th, 2012 09:40 pm[Megamind would have, at any previous point in his life, energetically and actively participated in this Keep-wide rebellion.
However, in the past few weeks, months, whatever have you, he's found himself...rather lacking in the motivation to go home department. The fate that awaits him he is hardly interested in, and, quite frankly, troubles him deeply.
So, while he has an unquenchable thirst for knowledge and a desire to know all the things, he--
stays put. For the most part.]
As -- fascinated as I am by the prospect of unlimited access to the Keep proper, I find myself lacking the...drive, as it were, to go hunting. [He sounds a little nervous, distracted almost.]
Anyone who is disinterested in the current goings on by our new 'Lord' -- [Yes this word is nearly spat out in sarcasm--]
I am in the Bower. Ryn, this means you.
...
Sarea, do check in, if you don't mind. That goes for you too, Merrill. Kara - Claudia. Kairi, Tammy.
However, in the past few weeks, months, whatever have you, he's found himself...rather lacking in the motivation to go home department. The fate that awaits him he is hardly interested in, and, quite frankly, troubles him deeply.
So, while he has an unquenchable thirst for knowledge and a desire to know all the things, he--
stays put. For the most part.]
As -- fascinated as I am by the prospect of unlimited access to the Keep proper, I find myself lacking the...drive, as it were, to go hunting. [He sounds a little nervous, distracted almost.]
Anyone who is disinterested in the current goings on by our new 'Lord' -- [Yes this word is nearly spat out in sarcasm--]
I am in the Bower. Ryn, this means you.
...
Sarea, do check in, if you don't mind. That goes for you too, Merrill. Kara - Claudia. Kairi, Tammy.
Ϟ17th Plan -> [Closed Commentlog]
Jun. 9th, 2012 11:50 pm[And he'd left -- because standing there a moment longer would have meant imminent dehydration for San and Megamind didn't feel like being stuffed into the fucking stocks for three days.
Primitive bloody punishments. Foul.
So he'd used his giant blue head for once and left before there was an incident, and on his way back to his room he stops to grab a bottle of booze to drown his irritation and annoyances away.
And there he sits, in a chair stolen from God only knew where, hunched over some blueprints, pen quill sticking out of his mouth and bottle settled between his thighs.]
Primitive bloody punishments. Foul.
So he'd used his giant blue head for once and left before there was an incident, and on his way back to his room he stops to grab a bottle of booze to drown his irritation and annoyances away.
And there he sits, in a chair stolen from God only knew where, hunched over some blueprints, pen quill sticking out of his mouth and bottle settled between his thighs.]
Ϟ16th Plan -> video | backdated entry
May. 1st, 2012 08:39 am[There’s a shuffle, then – suddenly, VIDEO. God, doesn’t Megamind just look like one smug motherfucker, all covered in rotting dog meat and blood? You want him. It's okay to admit it.]
I HAVE SLAIN THE FOUL BEAST THAT PLAGUED THE HALLS OF THIS NOBLE KEEP. [He smirks as he twirls the DE-gun in his hand. HE’S A HERO.
…Sort of. But he still got the girl, so.]
You may all thank me now. I take various forms of payment, but please – no credit cards.
(ooc: backdated to sometime after this.)
I HAVE SLAIN THE FOUL BEAST THAT PLAGUED THE HALLS OF THIS NOBLE KEEP. [He smirks as he twirls the DE-gun in his hand. HE’S A HERO.
…Sort of. But he still got the girl, so.]
You may all thank me now. I take various forms of payment, but please – no credit cards.
(ooc: backdated to sometime after this.)
Ϟ15th Plan -> [closed commentlog]
Apr. 10th, 2012 12:28 am[His sleep tonight is fitful -- which is incredibly frustrating because he barely sleeps much to begin with, and if he has issues in those scant few hours that he does allow himself to crash, then--
Well. It makes for an incredibly grumpy alien.
Except this time it's more complicated than just some tossing and turning due to extreme caffeine overload or incessant, marqueeing thoughts. This time, it's dreams that plague him -- dreams so vivid that as he's in them, he's absolutely certain that it's reality.
It's jarring, the things he sees and learns about not only himself but Metro Man, and he wakes up, panting and terrified and what the hell was that.
So, he does the only logical thing. He gets up, pulls a black robe around him that he'd dug up from the clothier, and sweeps out of his room, heading to Ryn's.
BANG BANG BANG.
Open up, sweetheart.]
Well. It makes for an incredibly grumpy alien.
Except this time it's more complicated than just some tossing and turning due to extreme caffeine overload or incessant, marqueeing thoughts. This time, it's dreams that plague him -- dreams so vivid that as he's in them, he's absolutely certain that it's reality.
It's jarring, the things he sees and learns about not only himself but Metro Man, and he wakes up, panting and terrified and what the hell was that.
So, he does the only logical thing. He gets up, pulls a black robe around him that he'd dug up from the clothier, and sweeps out of his room, heading to Ryn's.
BANG BANG BANG.
Open up, sweetheart.]
Ϟ14th Plan -> audio/video
Mar. 22nd, 2012 09:51 am[The feed clicks on, and Megamind’s face is impassive, but there’s the barest hint of a smirk in place. He’s been…busy, during his radio silence, and he seems rather…proud of himself for whatever reason.]
Hypothetically speaking. If one wanted to…visit certain rooms that are inaccessible – oh, just for a little adventure, how would you go about doing it? Destroying the property seems to net a certain punishment – [That he’d like to AVOID] – however…
Curious minds are so incredibly…curious.
[.....Pause.]
Ryn.
Meet me in the barracks corridor in half an hour.
[End feed!]
Hypothetically speaking. If one wanted to…visit certain rooms that are inaccessible – oh, just for a little adventure, how would you go about doing it? Destroying the property seems to net a certain punishment – [That he’d like to AVOID] – however…
Curious minds are so incredibly…curious.
[.....Pause.]
Ryn.
Meet me in the barracks corridor in half an hour.
[End feed!]
Ϟ13th Plan -> audio/video
Feb. 24th, 2012 10:01 pm[This face? This is the face Megamind is making right now. This is a new kind of pissed the hell off.]
Where is she.
WHERE IS SHE, DEIOR?
[You've got some 'splainin to do.]
You've taken her -- I know it! I'm not a fool, I know you enjoy taunting, teasing us with familiar faces then yanking them away!
[He's seen it. Roxanne. Minion. Both gone, in a blink. Now Bryn.]
Where are they? What have you done with them? [He has not been this fueled by rage in a long, long time.]
Return her to me or you will see just how much a of a villain I can really be.
Where is she.
WHERE IS SHE, DEIOR?
[You've got some 'splainin to do.]
You've taken her -- I know it! I'm not a fool, I know you enjoy taunting, teasing us with familiar faces then yanking them away!
[He's seen it. Roxanne. Minion. Both gone, in a blink. Now Bryn.]
Where are they? What have you done with them? [He has not been this fueled by rage in a long, long time.]
Return her to me or you will see just how much a of a villain I can really be.
Ϟ12th Plan -> audio/video
Feb. 14th, 2012 11:20 am[Look at him, breaking up his predictability with TWO posts in a month.]
You know –
[His voice is dry, dry amusement – and a few dark undertones. Minion is gone – and so is Miss Ritchi. He should’ve known better than the expect any sort of prolonged exposure to his fantastic fish and hos preferred damsel, awkwardness be damned.]
This probably isn’t the most gruesome thing that’s happened in the Keep, but it’s a close second.
[Eyes his heart.]
Perchance – would anyone care to bring me theirs, so that I might…compare differences? Anatomy has always been an…interest of mine.
You know –
[His voice is dry, dry amusement – and a few dark undertones. Minion is gone – and so is Miss Ritchi. He should’ve known better than the expect any sort of prolonged exposure to his fantastic fish and hos preferred damsel, awkwardness be damned.]
This probably isn’t the most gruesome thing that’s happened in the Keep, but it’s a close second.
[Eyes his heart.]
Perchance – would anyone care to bring me theirs, so that I might…compare differences? Anatomy has always been an…interest of mine.
[Okay so - there's something strange going on here. Very strange. He'd left his room to grab a few things and...well.]
Ah - Keep is a tad...busy today, isn't it?
[Hoping against hope for Minion....]
Has anyone seen a fish in a gorilla suit? If so - notify me. Immediately.
[He's going to be searching the grounds. Please bother him.]
Ah - Keep is a tad...busy today, isn't it?
[Hoping against hope for Minion....]
Has anyone seen a fish in a gorilla suit? If so - notify me. Immediately.
[He's going to be searching the grounds. Please bother him.]
Ϟ10th Plan -> audio/video
Jan. 18th, 2012 10:37 pm[The feed cuts on and Megamind’s voice booms through.]
CITIZENS OF THE KEEP.
Now that I have your attention, I would like you to feast your eyes on this.
[The video feed opens to a guitar that he's seriously pimped out.]
Now. You might just be wondering at the purpose of all this, but! I think you'll all agree that the music in this blasted place is, while quite nice, practically prehistoric.
Now. I realize there is no electricity however.
That is a sacrifice I am willing to make for something damn decent to listen to!
[pause.]
Anyone remember the chords from Stairway to Heaven?
[Sealed to Bryn]
Bryn. I have a...request, if you please. Meet me in my quarters in an hour.
CITIZENS OF THE KEEP.
Now that I have your attention, I would like you to feast your eyes on this.
[The video feed opens to a guitar that he's seriously pimped out.]
Now. You might just be wondering at the purpose of all this, but! I think you'll all agree that the music in this blasted place is, while quite nice, practically prehistoric.
Now. I realize there is no electricity however.
That is a sacrifice I am willing to make for something damn decent to listen to!
[pause.]
Anyone remember the chords from Stairway to Heaven?
[Sealed to Bryn]
Bryn. I have a...request, if you please. Meet me in my quarters in an hour.
ϟ 9th Plan -> Open Commentlog/Voice
Dec. 17th, 2011 12:00 pm[There have been way too many punishments lately, and Megamind is thoroughly disgusted with the lot of you. Honestly, children, can't you keep your hands to yourselves?
Nevertheless, he has nothing else to say to the lot of you about it, and it's nothing to do with any of that because he thinks these punishments are brutal, tasteless, and lacking class.
Then again, most of you lack those qualities, so. Whatever
He can be found scouring the grounds for parts, supplies, whathaveyou, as well as whatever confectionery delights that he can pilfer safely from the kitchens. Also, clothing - he's on the prowl for clothing to alter, the girl that practically LIVES in the clothier has been fixing some of his capes to reflect the high necked look but he's found that some of the simpler pieces work just as well to give dramatic effect.
Any and all of these places he is able to be found, at any time of day.]
****
[Later--]
Miss--
...
Sarea. I am in need of your assistance once more, if you please.
Nevertheless, he has nothing else to say to the lot of you about it, and it's nothing to do with any of that because he thinks these punishments are brutal, tasteless, and lacking class.
Then again, most of you lack those qualities, so. Whatever
He can be found scouring the grounds for parts, supplies, whathaveyou, as well as whatever confectionery delights that he can pilfer safely from the kitchens. Also, clothing - he's on the prowl for clothing to alter, the girl that practically LIVES in the clothier has been fixing some of his capes to reflect the high necked look but he's found that some of the simpler pieces work just as well to give dramatic effect.
Any and all of these places he is able to be found, at any time of day.]
****
[Later--]
Miss--
...
Sarea. I am in need of your assistance once more, if you please.
ϟ 8th Plan -> [Audio/Open Commentlog]
Nov. 14th, 2011 09:29 am[The audio clicks on, and Megamind’s voice is clipped and irritated. There are telltale sounds of water sloshing in the background as he speaks, but he either doesn’t notice, or he simply isn’t commenting on it.]
Rem. While I do appreciate your generosity, I have to confess I find your idea of recompense rather lacking. Can’t you find something else for me to assist with besides menial tasks?
I’m a villain. Villains don’t do menial.
[Yes Rem, he’s bitching about doing your damn dishes.]
Next time, I’d prefer it if something needed to be destroyed. That, I am most excellent at.
[With a dramatic sigh, the feed is cut. If anyone happens by the kitchens, they would catch sight of a blue alien up to his elbows in soap suds, scrubbing at pots and pans.]
Rem. While I do appreciate your generosity, I have to confess I find your idea of recompense rather lacking. Can’t you find something else for me to assist with besides menial tasks?
I’m a villain. Villains don’t do menial.
[Yes Rem, he’s bitching about doing your damn dishes.]
Next time, I’d prefer it if something needed to be destroyed. That, I am most excellent at.
[With a dramatic sigh, the feed is cut. If anyone happens by the kitchens, they would catch sight of a blue alien up to his elbows in soap suds, scrubbing at pots and pans.]
ϟ 7th Plan -> [Audio/Open Commentlog]
Oct. 16th, 2011 01:34 pmI find it extremely suspect that all of a sudden, the Clothier is bursting at the seams with costumes, of all things.
[Honestly, couldn't you be a little more useful, Deior? How about something he can actually use? Like technology! Weapons of mass destruction! A Death Ray! Memory Eraser Beam! Typhoon Cheese!]
However.
I suppose that, all things considered, we should count our blessings that you've decided to bestow such gifts upon us.
[Nope, no sarcasm there - though his Retro Ray is under lock and key these days. He IS, at least, appreciative of that.]
Bryn. Odette. Claudia.
I expect you'll be there?
[Not a question. If he's going to be making an appearance, you all had BETTER show up.
He's up there now, rooting through these ridiculous costumes, trying to find something worthy of the great MEGAMIND.]
[Honestly, couldn't you be a little more useful, Deior? How about something he can actually use? Like technology! Weapons of mass destruction! A Death Ray! Memory Eraser Beam! Typhoon Cheese!]
However.
I suppose that, all things considered, we should count our blessings that you've decided to bestow such gifts upon us.
[Nope, no sarcasm there - though his Retro Ray is under lock and key these days. He IS, at least, appreciative of that.]
Bryn. Odette. Claudia.
I expect you'll be there?
[Not a question. If he's going to be making an appearance, you all had BETTER show up.
He's up there now, rooting through these ridiculous costumes, trying to find something worthy of the great MEGAMIND.]
While I'm not pleased someone entered my room uninvited, I must say I'm rather intrigued by the gift that was left behind.
[His voice is tightly controlled, because while he can't be sure, he thinks he has an idea of what might be going on. There's little gifties floating about but they went to the wrong people.
Where. Is. His.]
I would say thank you, but it isn't mine.
[His voice is tightly controlled, because while he can't be sure, he thinks he has an idea of what might be going on. There's little gifties floating about but they went to the wrong people.
Where. Is. His.]
I would say thank you, but it isn't mine.
Oh, magnanimous staff that has been ever so gracious in housing all of us soul sucking leeches in your humble abode - may I have your attention?
Please.
[Ugh. This is mortifying. MORTIFYING DO YOU HEAR?]
I have a...request...if you will. [He clears his throat.]
I am in need of scrap metal. Any scrap metal that you have would be appreciated, I don't care where it comes from or how you get it. Honestly, even if you peel it off the bumper of a 1899 Horsey Horseless, that would be just fantastic.
I just need something to build with before I lose my giant, blue mind.
[Another pause. He really hates this whole 'asking nicely' thing.]
...Thank you.
Please.
[Ugh. This is mortifying. MORTIFYING DO YOU HEAR?]
I have a...request...if you will. [He clears his throat.]
I am in need of scrap metal. Any scrap metal that you have would be appreciated, I don't care where it comes from or how you get it. Honestly, even if you peel it off the bumper of a 1899 Horsey Horseless, that would be just fantastic.
I just need something to build with before I lose my giant, blue mind.
[Another pause. He really hates this whole 'asking nicely' thing.]
...Thank you.
ϟ 4th Plan -> [audio]
Jul. 19th, 2011 09:13 pm[It has been precisely eight days since he has seen or heard from the blond princess, longer from the pleasant woman he spoke with at the party.]
Odette.
Bryn.
I require your exact location and current status, both of you. Immediately.
[He seems to think better of his demands, and adds a caustic - ]
Please.
[Onto the end of the transmission.]
Odette.
Bryn.
I require your exact location and current status, both of you. Immediately.
[He seems to think better of his demands, and adds a caustic - ]
Please.
[Onto the end of the transmission.]
[The lines you see coming across the pages are sharp, jagged, and angry.]
Who has DARED modify ME, Megamind?!
Reveal yourself so that I may dispose of you promptly!
[And he’d also like to know HOW. The view flips to video, and an enraged, HUMAN, Megamind sputters his next sentence..]
EXPLAIN THIS IMMEDIATELY!
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Who has DARED modify ME, Megamind?!
Reveal yourself so that I may dispose of you promptly!
[And he’d also like to know HOW. The view flips to video, and an enraged, HUMAN, Megamind sputters his next sentence..]
EXPLAIN THIS IMMEDIATELY!
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