Megamind (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
notpredictable) wrote2012-08-16 09:56 am
notpredictable) wrote2012-08-16 09:56 am
Ϟ19th Plan -> video
[He appears snarling, because Megamind is quite sick of this. Being crammed into a human body does things to him that are rather unpleasant, mentally. There is literally too much smart to fit into that pitiful lump of grey that humans possess, and Megamind is beginning to go a little…crazy.]
Deior, are you quite finished tampering with our anatomy? [His eyes – still green – are wild. Hair is a mess and he looks more disheveled and un put together than he has since his arrival. Period.
The journal is propped open and his voice comes and goes as he paces back and forth in front of it, hands gesticulating wildly to counter and hide the trembling.]
Because let me be the first to tell you – if someone else hasn’t this? [He jerks at his hair, tugging it frantically-] This is unnatural! It’s – it’s perverted! Abhorrent! I cannot -- function like this!
[There’s a hysterical, maniacal laugh – reminiscent of his early, villainous days, and then the book is shut.]
Deior, are you quite finished tampering with our anatomy? [His eyes – still green – are wild. Hair is a mess and he looks more disheveled and un put together than he has since his arrival. Period.
The journal is propped open and his voice comes and goes as he paces back and forth in front of it, hands gesticulating wildly to counter and hide the trembling.]
Because let me be the first to tell you – if someone else hasn’t this? [He jerks at his hair, tugging it frantically-] This is unnatural! It’s – it’s perverted! Abhorrent! I cannot -- function like this!
[There’s a hysterical, maniacal laugh – reminiscent of his early, villainous days, and then the book is shut.]
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[Nope, not new. Just...unblue.]
I'm -- aware that I'm awesome, however this is a bad time. Have you ever -- of course you haven't, why am I even asking -- have you ever had too much brain crammed into one tiny little skull?
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[No, seriously, who the hell are you?]
Do I know you?
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[GOD this is difficult to articulate when there are too many thoughts.
Taking a deep breath, he tries again.]
Megamind.
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[A beat.]
The blue guy?
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[HUGE BREATH.]
Big head -- big brain, right? Imagine -- imagine cramming it all...into one...little human brain. All that intelligence and brilliance in one...brain. You only use ten percent I use nearly all of it and there's too many thoughts.
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I mean, it's only like ten percent at once. But you use the whole thing.
Did you smack your head really hard or something?
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THAT--
[He whirls and jabs a finger in the air, looking wildly triumphant-]
Is precisely my point, my dear! Ten percent at once...I use...
I use it all...at once. I see -- everything. Every blade of grass every bird chirp calucations mathematics photographs memories all filed away and tucked neatly inside storage bins inside my mind--
[He gestures.]
Too much. It's - too much. All this...all this isn't meant for one human brain, it's...
It hurts.
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Shouldn't it like... change too?
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[GOSH KARA]
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[Squint.]
Female that spontaneously combusts into flames! Fantastic, by the by.
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Awesome?
Except not really at all.
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[Okay it's kind of true but it just makes her cool, okay.]
No? Admittedly -- I don't know much about that ability. It...seemed to come in quite useful. That one time. The...only time I've seen you use it.
[Cough.]
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All right?
[GRUMP B( ]
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[BUT OH FINE, KARA. Sigh. So grumpy and he's so ENTHRALLED.]
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