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[He appears snarling, because Megamind is quite sick of this. Being crammed into a human body does things to him that are rather unpleasant, mentally. There is literally too much smart to fit into that pitiful lump of grey that humans possess, and Megamind is beginning to go a little…crazy.]

Deior, are you quite finished tampering with our anatomy? [His eyes – still green – are wild. Hair is a mess and he looks more disheveled and un put together than he has since his arrival. Period.

The journal is propped open and his voice comes and goes as he paces back and forth in front of it, hands gesticulating wildly to counter and hide the trembling.]

Because let me be the first to tell you – if someone else hasn’t this? [He jerks at his hair, tugging it frantically-] This is unnatural! It’s – it’s perverted! Abhorrent! I cannot -- function like this!

[There’s a hysterical, maniacal laugh – reminiscent of his early, villainous days, and then the book is shut.]

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[Tammy's handwriting is a mess--as if written by someone with only a passing knowledge of how English is supposed to be written.]

not just our anatomy's he's twisted his hands into our minds

[Tammy if you thought Megamind was pissy before?

This is him at his WORST. He sounds vicious -- far more violent and venomous than you have probably ever heard him sound.]

Yes, I realize that.

Edited 2012-08-16 15:32 (UTC)

he takes things he just takes them

[There's a lot of odd noises going on in the background here.]

Without -- thought as to the consequences!

If he wants to -- test me, he will see how much of a villain I can truly be.

what are you doing can i help he needs to stop

Help--

[Huh. Never had a request for anyone to HELP him cause mayhem before.]

I'll -- think of something. If--

[If he can. At the moment, his brain feels like it's on FIRE.]

Edited 2012-08-17 00:31 (UTC)

... Okay. New, crazy guy in the castle. Awesome.

Kara.

[Nope, not new. Just...unblue.]

I'm -- aware that I'm awesome, however this is a bad time. Have you ever -- of course you haven't, why am I even asking -- have you ever had too much brain crammed into one tiny little skull?

Yeeeeeeeeees?

[No, seriously, who the hell are you?]

Do I know you?

Yes. I should think so. Zombie dogs...dogs. Dogs that are zombies--

[GOD this is difficult to articulate when there are too many thoughts.

Taking a deep breath, he tries again.]

Megamind.

[Not too drunk to see how agitated he is, but a little too drunk to realize that's probably the more appropriate thing to comment on.]

I like you better blue.

[ksldjflsjdf ALL THE HYSTERICAL MANIACAL LAUGHING.]

Yes. Yes, me too. Blue is such -- a more flattering color on me.

Edited 2012-08-17 03:40 (UTC)

Are you... high? Or drunk?

[A beat.]

The blue guy?

Yes. The blue guy.

[HUGE BREATH.]

Big head -- big brain, right? Imagine -- imagine cramming it all...into one...little human brain. All that intelligence and brilliance in one...brain. You only use ten percent I use nearly all of it and there's too many thoughts.

Edited 2012-08-17 03:39 (UTC)

... You do know that's a myth, right?

I mean, it's only like ten percent at once. But you use the whole thing.

Did you smack your head really hard or something?

i need it back now twist his arm give it back

[The laughing makes her raise an eyebrow.]

Ciach. Are you drunk, too, a chuisle?

[The first bit of Gaelic translates to 'damn,' the second to 'my pulse,' though the tone of her voice is the way one would say an endearment.]

Yes. Back -- we'll...we'll get it back. I need my brain you need...

Whatever the blazes it is he took from you -- I thought you were already human, girl!

Edited 2012-08-21 03:30 (UTC)

Myth...myth myth myth. Myth's based on truth, on fact long forgotten --

THAT--

[He whirls and jabs a finger in the air, looking wildly triumphant-]

Is precisely my point, my dear! Ten percent at once...I use...

I use it all...at once. I see -- everything. Every blade of grass every bird chirp calucations mathematics photographs memories all filed away and tucked neatly inside storage bins inside my mind--

[He gestures.]

Too much. It's - too much. All this...all this isn't meant for one human brain, it's...

It hurts.

[That's -- interesting.]

Ha -- ha. No. No, I'm not drunk but I think maybe I should be, at this point and why in the blazes are you speaking Gaelic?

But your brain's human.

Shouldn't it like... change too?

You should be. Come join me, and we'll be drunk together.

[There's a pause as she considers that, then she smiles.]

M'drunk. I'm fucking slipping, apparently.

i am he took the djinn and i need it

He took --

Wait, what?

[That's sobering.]

It still retains all memories!

[GOSH KARA]

Yes. Good. This is a good plan. I'll --

Find you. Wait -- slipping?

antalyon

I--

Have absolutely no idea who that might be.

Edited 2012-08-24 03:09 (UTC)

Don't act like I'm supposed to know this stuff! I'm not a brain surgeon.

Edited 2012-08-24 04:29 (UTC)

Noooo, no no no...you're a --

[Squint.]

Female that spontaneously combusts into flames! Fantastic, by the by.

I'm a fiery bitch?

Awesome?

Except not really at all.

What -- no! No that isn't what I said--

[Okay it's kind of true but it just makes her cool, okay.]

No? Admittedly -- I don't know much about that ability. It...seemed to come in quite useful. That one time. The...only time I've seen you use it.

[Cough.]

Yeah, well, that's kind of all there is to it, so don't get your boxers in a bunch over it.

All right?

[GRUMP B( ]

its the djinn its mine

A Djinn? You're -- wait.

[Let his stupid human brain process this.]

You're...possessed by a djinn?

But it's fantastic!

[BUT OH FINE, KARA. Sigh. So grumpy and he's so ENTHRALLED.]

Maybe for you.

yes but its gone

That is fascinating you must tell me more later--

When it's back.

And I'm not -- losing my damned mind.

Edited 2012-08-28 02:48 (UTC)

it doesnt like to talk but its gone and too late now

It's like Aladdin.

[High pitched giggle - thank GOD this is text.]

[She'd normally have a witty retort here but she can't come up with one.]

sort of

I--

want an explanation. Later.

ill try but i need it back or else i cant

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