Ϟ12th Plan -> audio/video

[notpredictable]

[Look at him, breaking up his predictability with TWO posts in a month.]

You know –
 
[His voice is dry, dry amusement – and a few dark undertones. Minion is gone – and so is Miss Ritchi. He should’ve known better than the expect any sort of prolonged exposure to his fantastic fish and hos preferred damsel, awkwardness be damned.]
 
This probably isn’t the most gruesome thing that’s happened in the Keep, but it’s a close second.
 
[Eyes his heart.]
 
Perchance – would anyone care to bring me theirs, so that I might…compare differences? Anatomy has always been an…interest of mine.

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[notpredictable]

[He flings the door open, eagerly ushering her in.]

Come on come on -- lets see it!

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[brynkitten]

Wait! I want to know something first.

[She holds the heart protectively as she steps in. He doesn't get it until she knows...]

Did you ask the girl out for Valentine's Day yet?

[He better have.]

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[notpredictable]

[He was reaching out to take it eagerly when she stops him in his tracks.]

Er--

[He shuts the door behind her, looking hesitant and a little confused.]

N-no. Is -- that something...I should have done today?

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[brynkitten]

It's Valentine's Day, Megamind. The holiday of you know, love. Affection. Hearts and chocolates.

[It's just how it's done okay.]

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[notpredictable]

[He just blinks at her, looking helpless. And he stays like that for a few moments, bewildered by her adamance, until he finally confesses;]
 
I…would not know, Bryn. I am fairly unfamiliar with human rituals in regards to dating, relationships, and nearly all holidays. [He had assumed it was a day of ‘love’ and ‘companionship’, but had apparently wrongly assumed that it wasn’t for him.
 
He gives her a sheepish look]
 
It isn’t something I’ve ever actively participated in on the ‘romantic’ end of it. I’ve only ever attempted to ruin it.

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[brynkitten]

Well I suppose you don't have to but the timing is rather perfect don't you think? Wouldn't it be good to take advantage of the holiday and all it encompasses?

[She smiles at him.]

It's...not so hard if you have the courage I bet. Just...ask. To do something. Something special.

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[notpredictable]

I--I don't--

[He's starting to look a little panicked. TOO MUCH PRESSURE SJDKFHS]

Do...do what? [What is special? Guns? Ammo? Invisible cars? None of these he can provide here in this place.]