Ϟ12th Plan -> audio/video

[notpredictable]

[Look at him, breaking up his predictability with TWO posts in a month.]

You know –
 
[His voice is dry, dry amusement – and a few dark undertones. Minion is gone – and so is Miss Ritchi. He should’ve known better than the expect any sort of prolonged exposure to his fantastic fish and hos preferred damsel, awkwardness be damned.]
 
This probably isn’t the most gruesome thing that’s happened in the Keep, but it’s a close second.
 
[Eyes his heart.]
 
Perchance – would anyone care to bring me theirs, so that I might…compare differences? Anatomy has always been an…interest of mine.

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[audio]

[needsnobottle]

What, and make it easy on you?

[audio]

[notpredictable]

Oh, don't make me steal your heart, Miss Sable.

[Very aware of how that sounds.]

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

[Oh so bold Megamind. Tammy can feel her jar all a-quiver. Truly. Maybe even in fear!]

Well the effort would boast a certain amount of conviction on your part.

[audio]

[notpredictable]

I'm rather surprised I haven't ensnared you already, my dear.

[Sup Tammy, he's practicing his flirt on you!]

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

[And she is doing her best not to crack up. Bring it on, Megamind, let's commence with the flirtations.]

And after all that big talk about the care with which you lavish your kidnappees. Should I take this oversight personally?

[audio]

[notpredictable]

Why Miss Sable...if I didn't know better, one would think you were requesting a kidnap.

That can be arranged, you know.

Re: [audio]

[needsnobottle]

Let's just say that at least this time the forewarning would ease the transition.

But surely your schedule is just bursting with things to do. People to kidnap. Ransom notes to deliver. Evil to commit.

[audio]

[notpredictable]

Oh, I'm certain I could...squeeze you in, since you seem so interested.

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

Well after all your boasts, how could I not be?

[This is her best demure voice, Megamind. Best she can do while grinning anyway.]

[audio]

[notpredictable]

I might be inclined to indulge you, after all.

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

Well let me know if your inclination tilts in my favor.

[audio]

[notpredictable]

Oh, I couldn't possibly -- that would ruin the surprise, Miss Sable.

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

Well that would certainly diminish the experience, wouldn't it?

[audio]

[notpredictable]

Naturally! The element of surprise is crucial in a good kidnapping!

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

Consider me on pins and needles then.

[audio]

[notpredictable]

Oh, I will!