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[notpredictable]

[Okay so - there's something strange going on here. Very strange. He'd left his room to grab a few things and...well.]

Ah - Keep is a tad...busy today, isn't it?

[Hoping against hope for Minion....]

Has anyone seen a fish in a gorilla suit? If so - notify me. Immediately.

[He's going to be searching the grounds. Please bother him.]

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[Audio]

[fantastic_fish]

Well, I don't know what to say. That's strangely flattering and I'm not used to the damsel doing anything but screaming...

[He is going to be challenged by this prospect, swimming in circles in his tank. How does compliment accept? Processing options...

A - Threaten with a terrible death? Megamind's territory.

B - Bake cookies and write a thank you note? Possibly.

C - Bake cyanide cookies and do not include an ingredient list? ...that was a failed plot against Metro Man during the great Bake-Off of 2009.

Huh. Well, while he's thinking about that, he's going on auto-pilot regarding the D-I-D orientation.]

Yes, well. I can't go ruining the surprise, but rest assured that it will be the most depraved horrors that no mere human can comprehend.

[Minion is distracted, but if Megamind says he is a good Minion, then he will continue to act like one!]

[Audio]

[dontfeartheme]

[Resisting urge to snort in amusement.]

Ah. My apologies, obviously I need to be brushing up on appropriate damsel-in-distress behavior. It seems I have some scream practicing to do.

[Ryn votes option B. She likes cookies. As long as they've not got cyanide in them, in any case.]

Now you've got me damn curious. But I suppose that's the point, letting me sit and dread what's in store.

[Audio]

[fantastic_fish]

You'll get the hang of it in no time. All you need to do is sit tight and wait to be kidnapped and we'll take care of the rest.

Well, I'll probably tie you to the chair over the pit of alligators, but it will be 100% his scheming that prompts it. We have kind of a team effort going on, where he does most of it and I fill in the gaps. Very few gaps, but that's my job, yesiree.

[Audio]

[dontfeartheme]

Now that, I can be doing. I've not done much but sit tight since I got here.

[Although the ordered been 'get kidnapped, then sit tight,' but she's willing to switch things up.]

I'm not sure where you'll be finding any alligators here. But I've heard there's a giant monster in the lake, so perhaps that would be a good substitution?