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[notpredictable]

[Okay so - there's something strange going on here. Very strange. He'd left his room to grab a few things and...well.]

Ah - Keep is a tad...busy today, isn't it?

[Hoping against hope for Minion....]

Has anyone seen a fish in a gorilla suit? If so - notify me. Immediately.

[He's going to be searching the grounds. Please bother him.]

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[kinkfortruth]

[Not joking? For a horrible moment her throat tightens and her stomach clenches and then--

...Then he's back to being the Megamind she knows. Arrogant, big-headed and with the side-effect of being so sweet when he wants to.

Roxanne laughs and wraps her arms around him, expertly avoiding his spikes. She's had enough practice. Then, just to top it off, she kisses him, taking her time about it. Girl knows how to lock lips.]

Oh, really? Then what would your plan be to sweep me off my feet?

[notpredictable]

[Okay, Roxanne just took the victim/kidnap relationship to a whole new level.

He just -- freezes. He doesn't even know where to begin with this, because it is just so surreal that it cannot even feasibly be happening.

Roxanne hates him. She's -- always been adamant about her disdain. It's not as if she had ever displayed anything other than that disdain, as a matter of fact -- unless one included mockery in that, and if that was to be ecounted, then -- well. Fine.

Mockery and disdain.

Not affection. Never affection.

And certainly not kisses. Kisses that, as far as he was concerned, rightly belonged to someone else.

When he regains his wits (and, okay -- after returning it briefly, because damn -- lifelong dream, anyone?) He takes her firmly by the shoulders, and gently presses her back and away.]

Miss Ritchi. I believe you've hit your head. Are you all right? How many fingers am I holding up?

[Two. And, for the record? He's a good kisser, thank you Ryn.]

[kinkfortruth]

[This? Definitely one of the best kisses she's ever had from him and so when he pushes her away she has a dreamy smile on her face.

...A smile that quickly fades when he starts speaking.

This isn't right, not at all and Roxanne wants answers now.]

I haven't - unless whoever did bring me here knocked me out, but I don't have a headache. I feel fine.

And it's two.

[Narrows her eyes a little in suspicion.]

What's going on here, Megamind?

[notpredictable]

[He shifts under that intense gaze of hers, suddenly uncomfortable. He tugs on the neck of his suit, and coughs.]
 
Ah. It’s – a bit complicated, Miss Ritchi. From what has been gleaned thus far, this…fool ‘in charge’ [Air quotes] states that home has been…unmade, as you would have it. You are here, and when it is repaired, you will be returned.
 
[Another shift, and a step back.]
 
It is my understanding that individuals from the same…world can potentially be from different times in said world.
 
[Which is what he’s pretty sure is going on right now because wtf she just kissed him sdklfjskldjfklsdjfdkljfghfghgh]