ϟ 5th Plan -> [Audio - SEALED to the Staff]

Oh, magnanimous staff that has been ever so gracious in housing all of us soul sucking leeches in your humble abode - may I have your attention?

Please.

[Ugh. This is mortifying. MORTIFYING DO YOU HEAR?]

I have a...request...if you will. [He clears his throat.]

I am in need of scrap metal. Any scrap metal that you have would be appreciated, I don't care where it comes from or how you get it. Honestly, even if you peel it off the bumper of a 1899 Horsey Horseless, that would be just fantastic.

I just need something to build with before I lose my giant, blue mind.

[Another pause. He really hates this whole 'asking nicely' thing.]

...Thank you.