[Minion is happy to explain the situation as part of the D-I-D orientation package.]
Miss Ritchi. She has a busy schedule and sometimes can't make the commitment to being a damsel-in-distress, but Megamind tries to accommodate her. You know how it goes... Crashing news conferences, interrupting major ceremonial dedications... But, sometimes you just can't kidnap the right girl at the right time. That's where you come in!
[A pause.]
Oh, but don't worry about playing second fiddle! Your distress is very important to us. While you are in our care, we will make sure to expose you to the highest quality terrors.
[Yup. He is a good Minion, isn't he? The best that planetary destruction could assign!]
Hold on a second!
Megamind said... I was a good Minion?
[BRB, happily puffing up to the confines of his tank.]
[Audio]
Miss Ritchi. She has a busy schedule and sometimes can't make the commitment to being a damsel-in-distress, but Megamind tries to accommodate her. You know how it goes... Crashing news conferences, interrupting major ceremonial dedications... But, sometimes you just can't kidnap the right girl at the right time. That's where you come in!
[A pause.]
Oh, but don't worry about playing second fiddle! Your distress is very important to us. While you are in our care, we will make sure to expose you to the highest quality terrors.
[Yup. He is a good Minion, isn't he? The best that planetary destruction could assign!]
Hold on a second!
Megamind said... I was a good Minion?
[BRB, happily puffing up to the confines of his tank.]