Oh, so you're the replacement damsel!

[Sudden understanding! This makes him feel better on the matter of a two-timing Megamind.]

Welcome to our evil lair!

Well, it's not really an evil lair yet, but it's just a matter of time before he concocts something dastardly to bless it in the name of evil heaven.

Don't worry if you're new to this. All you have to do is scream whenever he threatens you and you'll fit right in. Let me just go get the rope...