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[Okay so - there's something strange going on here. Very strange. He'd left his room to grab a few things and...well.]

Ah - Keep is a tad...busy today, isn't it?

[Hoping against hope for Minion....]

Has anyone seen a fish in a gorilla suit? If so - notify me. Immediately.

[He's going to be searching the grounds. Please bother him.]

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[...and mental note to be asking Megamind about Miss Ritchi.

But for the moment, she's just going to ignore that bit.]

Yeah? What kind of terrors can I be expecting, then? Or will that ruin the suspense?

[All right, now she's smiling. That's... slightly adorable.]

He did indeed. He said I'd be liking you, and I think he was right.

Well, I don't know what to say. That's strangely flattering and I'm not used to the damsel doing anything but screaming...

[He is going to be challenged by this prospect, swimming in circles in his tank. How does compliment accept? Processing options...

A - Threaten with a terrible death? Megamind's territory.

B - Bake cookies and write a thank you note? Possibly.

C - Bake cyanide cookies and do not include an ingredient list? ...that was a failed plot against Metro Man during the great Bake-Off of 2009.

Huh. Well, while he's thinking about that, he's going on auto-pilot regarding the D-I-D orientation.]

Yes, well. I can't go ruining the surprise, but rest assured that it will be the most depraved horrors that no mere human can comprehend.

[Minion is distracted, but if Megamind says he is a good Minion, then he will continue to act like one!]

[Resisting urge to snort in amusement.]

Ah. My apologies, obviously I need to be brushing up on appropriate damsel-in-distress behavior. It seems I have some scream practicing to do.

[Ryn votes option B. She likes cookies. As long as they've not got cyanide in them, in any case.]

Now you've got me damn curious. But I suppose that's the point, letting me sit and dread what's in store.

Er, well --

[STAGE WHISPER]

This actually isn't my fault.

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Oh.

...oh.

OH!

[This is the dawning of realisation! The dawning of reason! The dawning of dawn!

Then, STAGE WHISPER.]

Are you sure you're not being modest, sir? Medieval castles aren't your style, but it is kind of creepy. Maybe you're just having an off day. I'll get the Brainbots to give you a head massage and everything'll be fine. You'll be back to your creatively bad self in no time!

[SHRUG?]

You'll get the hang of it in no time. All you need to do is sit tight and wait to be kidnapped and we'll take care of the rest.

Well, I'll probably tie you to the chair over the pit of alligators, but it will be 100% his scheming that prompts it. We have kind of a team effort going on, where he does most of it and I fill in the gaps. Very few gaps, but that's my job, yesiree.

Modest? Me?! Minion -- you forget who you're talking to!

[HONESTLY. Megamind? Modest?]

. . .

[Thought train - derailed.]

A head massage? Really? Oh, that would be so fantastic...

ell! Because otherwise, he's simply a fish in a ball and that's rather inefficient, don't you think?

[She's green.]

By Zeus that is a fantastic shade of green.

That--

is an incredibly odd question, Sarea.

Why isn't he in the ocean?

...Thanks?

I know.

[Oh god how she knows.]

Just... thought I'd try making something for people. And I have no idea what direction to take, since I can't eat chocolate, so.

Thought I'd... ask.

Ah -- well.

[Cough.]

I see. If...you must know...I like...

Caramel. Inside chocolate. Like those small pieces wrapped in foil.

Now that, I can be doing. I've not done much but sit tight since I got here.

[Although the ordered been 'get kidnapped, then sit tight,' but she's willing to switch things up.]

I'm not sure where you'll be finding any alligators here. But I've heard there's a giant monster in the lake, so perhaps that would be a good substitution?

[HORRIFIED GASP]

Do you know what things lurk in the depths of the ocean?! Never!

. . .

Yes, quite lovely, if I do say so myself. I'm rather partial to blue but I suppose green could be a close second...

Caramel.

[Wolf pauses. Then curses mentally, though when she speaks she sounds MUCH more like herself.]

Always gotta be difficult, don't you? I will TRY to figure that out, but I expect it will fail terribly.

Right, ok then.

That has got to be the worlds smallest gorilla suit.

[She mutters to herself. Really who would make a tiny gorilla suit for a fish? And now she's picturing Megamind lovingly stitching together a suit for his pet fish. Ok that image is way too amusing.]

Don't worry, I'll keep a look out. I have got to see this.

But... That's where fish live.

Can't say I'm surprised you're fond of blue. Although... I have to admit...

I've never seen a fairytale creature like you before.

Well, for your information, this fish does not happen to be indigenous to earth. Therefore, in all likelihood, prolonged exposure to that disgusting filth of an ocean would likely kill him. Rest assured the water filtration system in his suit is supreme and eons past what mere humans could ever possibly come up with. Minion breathes the freshest water on the damned planet.

…’Fairy tale’ creature?

[B|]

[He gapes. WRONG CHOICE HE PICKED WRONG afhjdfjbda]

Ah-ah-ah-- simple...simple regular will do splendidly...

Small? Heavens no. It's taller than I am.

...Oh. I see.

[Sort of. But he seems very smart. That'll come in handy.

Also, why is he making that face? She blinks in confusion.]

Yeah. Or... Are you a halfing?

What? No! No I'm not a halfling!

Well then...

What are you?

[Still sputtering!]

An alien!

What's that?

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