ϟ 9th Plan -> Open Commentlog/Voice

[notpredictable]

[There have been way too many punishments lately, and Megamind is thoroughly disgusted with the lot of you. Honestly, children, can't you keep your hands to yourselves?

Nevertheless, he has nothing else to say to the lot of you about it, and it's nothing to do with any of that because he thinks these punishments are brutal, tasteless, and lacking class.

Then again, most of you lack those qualities, so. Whatever

He can be found scouring the grounds for parts, supplies, whathaveyou, as well as whatever confectionery delights that he can pilfer safely from the kitchens. Also, clothing - he's on the prowl for clothing to alter, the girl that practically LIVES in the clothier has been fixing some of his capes to reflect the high necked look but he's found that some of the simpler pieces work just as well to give dramatic effect.

Any and all of these places he is able to be found, at any time of day.]




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[Later--]

Miss--

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Sarea. I am in need of your assistance once more, if you please.

Comments

[dontfeartheme]

Are you sure? Because you are remarkably brilliant, you know. If you were to burst, I'd be doomed to being surrounded by people of such a lower intelligence it's insulting to be comparing them to you, and I've sure as hell not got enough patience to be dealing with that.

[And she's still smiling, entertained as hell.]

[notpredictable]

[Oh Zeus he could just roll in this all day long. As it is he's looking pleased as punch, practically purring like a cat.]

Oh, my dear Ryn, you do know just the right things to say.

[dontfeartheme]

[It's a good look on him, and she grins at that.]

Of course. I do have my own aspects of brilliance, at times. It's certainly not hurting that you've the brains to appreciate it, and not tell me how I should be nicer to the poor damn saps.

[Because who the hell wants to be nice to stupid people?]

[notpredictable]

More than just aspects, my dear Ryn.

[Smiiiiirk.]

Tch, -- nicer to them? Why on earth would I suggest such a thing?

[dontfeartheme]

Now who knows just the right things to say?

[And she smirks right back.]

You wouldn't, because you're not a bleeding hearted moron. But some people apparently consider that a good thing.

[notpredictable]

I pride myself on having all the right phrases at the most opportune moments. [Witty banter usually, but still. He seems to be doing well, at any rate.]
 
Certainly I’m not. And, I should add, neither are you. [That’s a compliment, jsyk.]

[dontfeartheme]

[Continued at Dreamwidth here.]