notpredictable | ϟ 9th Plan -> Open Commentlog/Voice

[There have been way too many punishments lately, and Megamind is thoroughly disgusted with the lot of you. Honestly, children, can't you keep your hands to yourselves?

Nevertheless, he has nothing else to say to the lot of you about it, and it's nothing to do with any of that because he thinks these punishments are brutal, tasteless, and lacking class.

Then again, most of you lack those qualities, so. Whatever

He can be found scouring the grounds for parts, supplies, whathaveyou, as well as whatever confectionery delights that he can pilfer safely from the kitchens. Also, clothing - he's on the prowl for clothing to alter, the girl that practically LIVES in the clothier has been fixing some of his capes to reflect the high necked look but he's found that some of the simpler pieces work just as well to give dramatic effect.

Any and all of these places he is able to be found, at any time of day.]

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[Later--]

Miss--

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Sarea. I am in need of your assistance once more, if you please.

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[[Just ignore Megs, Jack.]

Oh no. Not you.

[He groans, and smooths a hand over his face.

Of all the bum luck...]

No - I assure you, I'm quite fine.

[Too bad! He's like a shark- of sarcasm. He smells the blood in the water mate. Nothing to save you now.]

Ah! You missed me! That's it!

[So many grin. The pirate is getting quite close, Megamind.]

Seems to me that you've lost a thing, or you've found a thing you are trying to hide it.

Else you're just plain mad and it's the third of the lot that's the most likely, I reckon.

[Wait, no -- what are you doing, don't get so close you smell like fetid booze and women.]

I haven't lost anything and -- what do you want, man?!

[JUST CAUSE HE LEFT YOU A JACKET DOESN'T MEAN YA'LL ARE FRIENDS K]

[Must be your imagination, mate. Smelling yourself for that- Jack's female companionship has been of lack lately.]

Me? A great many things!

[Since you asked.]

But it's not what I want so much as what you do apparently.

[BUT IF YOU WERE A REAL VILLAIN YOU WOULD'VE LEFT HIM TO DIE. Plenty of people tried that tactic on him. He knows his villain's. They stab people.]

[It is a lingering reek, Jack. You will need bleach before Megamind finds you clean.]

I don't -- want anything! Or at least nothing I'm going to tell you about! Good God, man -- don't you have something better to do?

[Don't mind him Jack. He's just tetchy because he's going stir crazy.]

[Just bleach?

The grin has gold in it.]

Ah, so you are looking for something!

[Now the smile is wider.]

And as you can see, there's naught much else better to be doing at the moment.

[- than harassing you!]

[Don't tempt him to rip your teeth out, Jack. He saw that gold.]

If you simply must know, I'm looking for scrap metal. Things I can use to create, build, ecetera. And now --

[He surveyed Jack.]

--Now, you can assist.

[If it's gold his blue-bro wants, all he has to do is ask he's sheets of it in his room. Well, maybe not just ask. Likely there'd have to be some compensation involved.

What could be done with gold anyways?]

Assist?

[Jack raises an eyebrow.]

With what? If you're looking for metal mate, I wish you the luck of it. You'll be needing it.

[He smirks. He's already been down that road looking for a sharp KNIFE.]

What are you attempting to craft, mate?

[You’d be surprised what you can do with gold, Jackie. Ladies love gold. It makes a pretty overlay on jewelry.

And the filigree on his dehydration gun needs repair. He could use some of it.]

Call me mate again, Jackie boy, and I’m going to dyhydrate you into nothing more than a small, blue cube and put you into an airtight container. [He says this very casually as he continues his search, with or without Jack.]

But, if you must know -- anything. I’m an inventor, an engineer! I make things, create – build, etcetera. I’ve got a goodly bit stored up, but more never hurt anyone.

[He’s already finished his compass. That took time – now he wants another project.]

[If its just an overlay, instead of the main meat of the shiney- then you're clearly doing it wrong, bro.

Jack hurmphs at Megamind.]

Funny how you've got your knickers in a bind over the smallest thing.

[He eyes his blue comrade.]

You sure you aren't a female?

In any rate, what are you looking to invent, if you don't mind my asking? Sometimes there's a more creative solution to be had when you're out of the one thing you need to complete a project.

[Jack should know.]

[Hey. He's a villain, okay? When he made things like that back home as a teenager, he plated everything. Why give out all the good stuff?]

Excuse me? I do not wear knick -- of course I'm not a female!

[EVERYTHING ELSE IS NULL.]

[Totally speaks upon your person when the things you give out are mostly cheap copper with a bit of shine to it.

Jack grins.

Lords above, he loves how easy you are to rile, Megamind.]

Could've fooled me~

[He's. A. Villain. But his abnormally cute little butt, okay?]

I suggest you close that rotting trap of yours if you don't want to be dehydrated.

[Excuse him while he goes for his gun.

Why, yes -- he's easy to rile, Jack |D]

[You're forgetting his rather expressive hand gestures and adorable face. Is that goatee painted on?

Jack grins. He is so easy to rile. It's also a lot of fun. Then there's a rather weird look of confusion on the pirate's face.]

'De-hydrated'? What's that do?

[The word was birthed more than a full century after the pirate's time.]

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ahaha I've been waiting for them to interact again <33

WHOOPS...

I giggled. HI TSIA

XD

sorry for my slow >>

Only if you take my apology for MY slow D;

we can be slow together XD

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Re: we can be slow together XD

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