ϟ 9th Plan -> Open Commentlog/Voice

[notpredictable]

[There have been way too many punishments lately, and Megamind is thoroughly disgusted with the lot of you. Honestly, children, can't you keep your hands to yourselves?

Nevertheless, he has nothing else to say to the lot of you about it, and it's nothing to do with any of that because he thinks these punishments are brutal, tasteless, and lacking class.

Then again, most of you lack those qualities, so. Whatever

He can be found scouring the grounds for parts, supplies, whathaveyou, as well as whatever confectionery delights that he can pilfer safely from the kitchens. Also, clothing - he's on the prowl for clothing to alter, the girl that practically LIVES in the clothier has been fixing some of his capes to reflect the high necked look but he's found that some of the simpler pieces work just as well to give dramatic effect.

Any and all of these places he is able to be found, at any time of day.]




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[Later--]

Miss--

...

Sarea. I am in need of your assistance once more, if you please.

Comments

[needsnobottle]

[commentlog - apple orchard? backdated 'cause I fail at finding things when they happen]

[Ever since Tammy discovered the apples don't poison you - thanks for facilitating that, Jacob - she's been pilfering them from the trees fairly regularly. And let's face it, Megamind is pretty hard to miss.

She's sitting at the base of a tree slowly eating one of the apples, looking as if she's missed a few dozen hours of sleep recently.]

Keep scampering about like that and people'll think you're up to something.

[notpredictable]

[It's okay LJ has been so borked I'm SLOW]

[He prides himself on being hard to miss - really, Tammy...isn't it obvious how much he wants to be bothered?

He jumps at her voice, dropping the apple he was holding.]

Who, me? Up to something? [He barks an awkward, forced laugh.]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[I am also all the slow XD]

[needsnobottle]

[She eyes him as she finishes chewing her bite; much as she want to believe him, really Megamind, she does, but you're not making it easy on her.]

Remind me to ask you to play poker with me some time.

[She grins.]

[notpredictable]

[He scowls at her, and jabs a finger into the air.]

Gambling is not conducive to a villainous environment! Just...one flick of the cards and you've lost everything! That, my dear, is simply irresponsible.

[needsnobottle]

See, that was kind of the point of the offer. To be irresponsible.

[She's still smiling. Come on, Megamind, all work and no play.]

[notpredictable]

[But work is play!]

...I don't even know how to play poker.

[needsnobottle]

[Oh you poor thing, who fooled you into thinking that?]

Oh, it's easy. You can pick it up like that. [Snap. Look, see? That easy. Trust her~.]

[notpredictable]

[...He did! He thinks. He's not sure. HE's been doing it his entire night.]

...Really. Well. I'm not...object to learning new things, I suppose.

[needsnobottle]

And you never know when a skill might prove useful. If nothing else it would be an excellent way to entertain future kidnap victims.

[notpredictable]

Then...it would be...acceptable for you to instruct me on this...poker...thing. Game. Whathaveyou.

[needsnobottle]

Excellent. I'll find a pack of cards and it'll be a date.

[notpredictable]

A date--

[EEP]

As in. Date...in time. Correct?

[needsnobottle]

Don't worry, big guy. I won't be making kissy faces at you.

[But she can't help grinning.]

[notpredictable]

[She called him big guy. What evem.]

You--well! Of course you wont! That would just be -- probably...

[Entertaining? Hot? BAH]

---crass!

[needsnobottle]

Oh yeah. Totally crass.

[It might not help that she's chuckling now? WHO KNOWS IF SHE MEANS IT MEGAMIND?]

[notpredictable]

Y-you--

[Horrified, he just shuts his journal, uncertain of what on earth just happened. D:]