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notpredictable) wrote2011-12-17 12:00 pm
notpredictable) wrote2011-12-17 12:00 pm
ϟ 9th Plan -> Open Commentlog/Voice
[There have been way too many punishments lately, and Megamind is thoroughly disgusted with the lot of you. Honestly, children, can't you keep your hands to yourselves?
Nevertheless, he has nothing else to say to the lot of you about it, and it's nothing to do with any of that because he thinks these punishments are brutal, tasteless, and lacking class.
Then again, most of you lack those qualities, so. Whatever
He can be found scouring the grounds for parts, supplies, whathaveyou, as well as whatever confectionery delights that he can pilfer safely from the kitchens. Also, clothing - he's on the prowl for clothing to alter, the girl that practically LIVES in the clothier has been fixing some of his capes to reflect the high necked look but he's found that some of the simpler pieces work just as well to give dramatic effect.
Any and all of these places he is able to be found, at any time of day.]
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[Later--]
Miss--
...
Sarea. I am in need of your assistance once more, if you please.
Nevertheless, he has nothing else to say to the lot of you about it, and it's nothing to do with any of that because he thinks these punishments are brutal, tasteless, and lacking class.
Then again, most of you lack those qualities, so. Whatever
He can be found scouring the grounds for parts, supplies, whathaveyou, as well as whatever confectionery delights that he can pilfer safely from the kitchens. Also, clothing - he's on the prowl for clothing to alter, the girl that practically LIVES in the clothier has been fixing some of his capes to reflect the high necked look but he's found that some of the simpler pieces work just as well to give dramatic effect.
Any and all of these places he is able to be found, at any time of day.]
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[Later--]
Miss--
...
Sarea. I am in need of your assistance once more, if you please.
[Commentlog] /all of the late, feel free to ignore
She smiles at seeing him out on the ground, though, and heads in his direction. And is promptly distracted from why she was looking for him by the fact that he seems to be in search of something.]
Looking for something?
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Oh, you know -- this and that.
[He perks when he sees her though, expression clearing a bit from the frown that had settled into place.]
Spare metals. Despite my...arrangement with the staff, one can never have enough...trinkets to play with.
<3<3<3 CURSE YOU LJ
[She sees that frown clearing, and she's not going to deny being pleased at that. Especially not when she's figuring it's going to clear a bit more, once she gets to the reason she'd been looking for him and gives him the cell she'd told him he could have.
Except then she's distracted when the full of what he said hits here.]
You've an arrangement with the staff?
/PUNCHES IT
[His expression falters then and he clears his throat, looking slightly panicked as he works out how best in his head to explain this. It wasn't something he'd ever really intended on broadcasting much.]
Ah--well--see, it's a bit more convenient to...well--
Er. Yes. Rem, specifically. I do...menial, everyday demeaning tasks for him, I get scrap metal. It's not good metal, but it tends to be a bit more tan I can scrounge up.
Re: /PUNCHES IT
[She raises an eyebrow at that, mildly impressed. It's not as though she's at all trusting of the staff, but that doesn't mean she doesn't see the benefit of something like that.]
Sounds like a worthwhile arrangement to me. Did you volunteer for it?
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[He chuckles.]
Granted, I do get something out of it, but honestly - never thought I'd see the day.
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[There's a grin on her face, though, and she's obviously teasing. Particularly considering she's not really one to talk, as she's already volunteered her healing services back in that Halloween mess.]
Wonder if I could try making one for access to some kind of vehicle.
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Possibly. I could always assist! I've got -- experience!
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So it seems. I might have to call on you for your expertise in negotiating with the staff here.
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Well, of course you would! Incredibly handsome criminal genius, helloooo.
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And who else would I even dream of consulting? Especially when he helpfully adds greetings onto the ends of his statements, so I can be sure of the truth of them.
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[He smirks.]
I like that!
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Of course you do. Because you're brilliant, and you can recognize a good thing when you see it.
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Oh, Miss Ryn, if you stroke my ego anymore I might just burst.
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Yeah? Guess I better be starting in on the insults, then. Wouldn't want you to burst, I kind of like having you around.
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[Tell him how great he is. No one else ever did save Minion >>]
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[And she's still smiling, entertained as hell.]
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Oh, my dear Ryn, you do know just the right things to say.
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Of course. I do have my own aspects of brilliance, at times. It's certainly not hurting that you've the brains to appreciate it, and not tell me how I should be nicer to the poor damn saps.
[Because who the hell wants to be nice to stupid people?]
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[Smiiiiirk.]
Tch, -- nicer to them? Why on earth would I suggest such a thing?
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[And she smirks right back.]
You wouldn't, because you're not a bleeding hearted moron. But some people apparently consider that a good thing.
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Certainly I’m not. And, I should add, neither are you. [That’s a compliment, jsyk.]
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