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Bartimaeus of Uruk ([personal profile] likesfootnotes) wrote in [personal profile] notpredictable 2011-12-18 05:33 am (UTC)

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[Bartimaeus has crossed his arms and is giving his best "nice try" look.]

Immune to cavities? Sugar has it way of worming its way into your teeth, slowly rotting a hole into them.

[He shivers for effect, then is all smug and smiles.]

Grooming is great for lice, but do you line up a hundred monkeys to pick through your teeth? Those poor monkeys.

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