ϟ 8th Plan -> [Audio/Open Commentlog]

[notpredictable]

[The audio clicks on, and Megamind’s voice is clipped and irritated. There are telltale sounds of water sloshing in the background as he speaks, but he either doesn’t notice, or he simply isn’t commenting on it.]  
 
Rem. While I do appreciate your generosity, I have to confess I find your idea of recompense rather lacking. Can’t you find something else for me to assist with besides menial tasks?   
 
I’m a villain. Villains don’t do menial.   
 
[Yes Rem, he’s bitching about doing your damn dishes.]   
 
Next time, I’d prefer it if something needed to be destroyed. That, I am most excellent at.   
 
[With a dramatic sigh, the feed is cut. If anyone happens by the kitchens, they would catch sight of a blue alien up to his elbows in soap suds, scrubbing at pots and pans.]

Comments

[Audio]

[blackantiquas]

This is not misfortune! This is a trade. You are working and you shall be paid in full.

[STILL NOT DENYING IT]

[Audio]

[notpredictable]

But you are amused! I can tell! I can hear it in those dulcet tones of yours.

[Audio]

[blackantiquas]

Dulcet, you say? How very sweet. I'm flattered, Megamind.

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[Audio]

[notpredictable]

You know, mocking guests is considered impolite in most civilized countries.

[Audio]

[blackantiquas]

Ah! You have my apologies. We do strive to be as civilized as we can.

[Audio]

[notpredictable]

Somehow, I think you are yet again mocking me.

[Audio]

[blackantiquas]

Is there a way that I might prove my honesty?

[Audio]

[notpredictable]

Is there a time when it wont involve trickery of the most dastardly sort?

[Audio]

[blackantiquas]

When have I ever tricked you, Megamind?